Monday, June 4, 2007
SYNTHETIC LEG DAY!For all hardcore fans of this blog I'm am sad to say your beloved me, V, has lost control of his left leg and partial control of his right.V decided to participate in a soccer match against an OLD MEN's team which consisted of butchers, coffeeshop owners and Geylang whore-house workers.What was initially thought of as a friendly game turned ugly as the 2 butcher defenders had a sudden urge to apply their butchering skills to their tackles and rendered my left leg useless. I guess they missed work pretty badly.I was limping away but being the ever resilient V, I played on and supplied sublime Kaka passes to fellow teammates, out of which only Timon converted into a goal.My sublime passes came to an abrupt end when Din misfired his tackle onto my right shin. I guess he forgot his lessons on the police definition of FRIENDLY-FIRE. We lost 8-2 and I didn't know where to hide my face. Ok fine I had my mask on.Went home and got ready to go out with my family for what turned out to be a deafening experience at some wedding. The singers were horribly off key! Whoever hired them, I suggest you ask for you money back plus interest and expose them for working under Sanjaya.Then I went to meet Hunny. Had a good time out with her but as soon as her beautiful aura left me when she got home, I felt dizzy and my legs felt like jelly and I crawled home... slowly. Forgot to bring along my teleportation device.I shall be out of action for a few days so I shall make a call to 3-eyed Fishman as a substitute for my crime-busting job though I don't know exactly what else he can do besides flopping on dry land screaming "water!". I think what you REALLY need besides water is a 3-framed specs so you can stop bumping into things in the toilet like that day.That's it for today fellow goats. I'll be injecting morphine into my legs now.
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