Stinking Rude Idiotic Bastard Bangla Day
Damn you, you god damned tapir cicada of a creature! V hates you therefore he is putting up gay colours for this post as a tribute to you.
V went out.
V met friends.
V met sister.
V on the way home.
Bus leaving V behind.
V dashed for bus, V thought V last person, bus crowded.
Suddenly behind V is bangla rodent.Bangla rodent ran and pulled V to support himself so he could board the bus before the doors closed.V was standing on second step of the steps and was pulled to first step.Bangla pushed V aside in fear of the door KIAPING him and V's dazzling shiny new shoes got KIAPED instead. V is a patient man,V kept quiet. Then he pushed V aside to stand on second step in order to prevent himself from being KIAPED by the door. V angry but kept quiet.
Bangla rodent raised his arm to support himself agains the ceiling of the door.
V smelt his armpit.V wanted to puke.Bangla rodent wanted to alight, pushed V aside. V lost his temper!!!
V TOOK HIS HEAD AND SMASHED IT AGAINST THE DOOR! Just kidding. V shouted at him and said, "FUCK YOU LA I SINCE JUST NOW YOU KEPT ON PUSHING.YOU BOARDED LAST AND YOU PUSHED ME ASIDE YOU THINK YOU BIG FUCK AH!"
Bangla rodent looked at me in disgust and said he was not a fucker. With that kind of face I believed him and I think he will never be for the rest of his life. Not to mention his stench. Bangla rodent turned to bus driver and the passengers and said, "I not fucker!",
Yes idiot we believe you. Then i said to him, "YOU FUCKING CB I WHACK YOUR FACE THEN YOU KNOW YOU FUCKER GO AND FUCK OFF!"
Then Bangla rodent committed the biggest crime of all.. He called V a FUCKER!
V RAISES HIS ARM AND PUNCHES THE RODENT but the driver was quick enough to pull V away and saved the rodent from V's one-inch-punch (inherited from my great great grandfather Bruce Lee). Rodent ran off the bus and while V was moving towards the seats he gave V a middle finger from outside the bus. V ran to the door in an attempt to scare him and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Rodent ran off!
V shall never take public transport again. WHERE IS MY RX8!.jpg)
MESS WITH V AGAIN AND V WILL CALL HIS BODYGUARD, KIMBO! 
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MESS WITH V AGAIN AND V WILL CALL HIS BODYGUARD, KIMBO!