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Thursday, June 21, 2007

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To my little brothers from other mothers, here are small details about each of you wahaha.

Hafiz

Some CONS
Your dad used to blame me for your truancy in P6, you decided not to help me sell off some jap porno game to your cousin and we ended up quarrelling in sec 2, you stole my hotdog when it was the only thing I had in this house in sec 3, you armlocked me and squashed my arm till it was about to break and made me cry in P4, you tried to steal Azlin from me by giving her a necklace in P3 or p4,you made me run into a kid and made his mouth bleed like mad and got me branded a kid-basher in P6, you pointed to me when everyone else kept quiet about me making noises in class and got me punished by Mr Raja in P6. Just some of the things, dropped Cluedo cards into Vivo City's plank crevice on 17th June 2007!

Some PROS
Smart (at times), good listener, great Street Soccer Goalkeeper, funny, contributes Nintendo DS in times of boredom, fell into my R&B trap and now he listens to NeYo, always there when you need him,easy to make fun of( don't take it seriously eh haha),and my only accomplice in geeky stuff, gave me the best laugh in P5 when he did a shuttle run and as he picked up the beanbag he tripped over his leg and started spinning around slowly like a clumsy dinosaur for a full 3 seconds and fell on the rough tarmac and messed up his arms bad. Thanks Hafiz! From that point, you have completed my life. I can die peacefully now. A reliable strategist that is open to my suggestions. Overall I shall give them points, DOTA style!
Strength:2/10 (Timid!)
Agility:10/10 (That spin you did required unmatched agility!)
Intelligence:8/10(For coming up with excuses you get 10. Deducted 2 points for thinking you can steal my hotdog and make me think its not you.)

Timon

Some CONS
Oh firstly your name is in dark brown because kau MAMAK!Anyway, always interested in who I'm interested in (rene, kok, hanis etc), always challenging me for superiority, always saying he's better than me -_-" when I dun even wanna compete, never praises people, falls for girls too fast (giving new meaning to JET's "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?"), smokes too much and drinks Coke too much, punches walls because they can't fight back, loves MAT stuff, always trying to drag me to Subway and eat pork, PLUS YOU TOLD THE COPS WE STOLE THE BIKE!

Some PROS
Good listener, practical, understanding, listens to my advice, always there when needed, good source of food (either from leftovers since he doesn't finish his meals OR decides to treat me out of the blue), has a sister who sends pizza to my place, can share dark secrets with wahaha. DOTA points *drumroll*
Strength:7/10(can run and jump around like a mad lizard but can't get through most things on his own)
Agility:7/10(stiff on the dancefloor but quick to pull up his collar to protect his neck from Hafiz's breathing)
Intelligence:6/10(pretty smart but mentally unstable at times and considers suicide and changing of love interest as much as considering Subway for breakfast/lunch/tea time/dinner/supper/supper-de <-your language for EAT!

Din

Some CONS
Cracks REALLY lame jokes, can't be detected anywhere near eye-level(or chin...or neck...or chest...or you can put the plastic bag in another plastic bag!), always scolds people on the field(bising! such a small creature making huge noises), resorts to kicking plastic bags to make people laugh(bringing new definition to "how low can you go" oh wait I know! DIN LOW!), always studying and not free, forced me and Timon to sell porn to Banglas at the canal side in sec 3 to make some dirty desperate money.

Some PROS
Skilled soccer player that can pair up with me perfectly, really fun to go out with in group outings, very sporting, can make a huge comeback from a really disappointing joke that could have resulted in "I don't friend you" situations, invented techniques on how to cook eggs and stuff with the microwave (has alot of time in his hands...and eggs) DOTA points?
Strength:10/10(the courage it takes to live on in this world despite being small takes alot of heart and therefore you get full points)
Agility: 5/10(dances well, quick footed but you spread your legs too much at the chalet and showed me something that is still in my worst nightmares once in awhile)
Intelligence:5/10(loves to think about business and invented egg-microwaving but suggesting the idea of selling porn to Banglas? I don't think so!)

In the end all of them got 20 points and the remaining 10 points shamelessly lies in me and that makes me have 30 points WOO I'm the ULTIMATE DOTA HERO. V the Vagnificent!

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