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Thursday, June 28, 2007

My Favourite Love Song

This is one beautiful song man...my favourtie of all time. Oh yesterday me Fiz and timon went out. Went to Queensway to find a bandana haha I can explain.

It's for covering my botak head later and of course I'll be wearing a cap over it. At around 5.30 I was about to head off to meet Hunny and as Hafiz and us split ways to head to our different destinations, Hunny told me that she was already headed home and I didn't need to go and meet her. So as we turned back we called Hafiz to meet us again and go out but he declined -_-".

Went to Peninsular to get Timon's tattoos done. The girl there was cute! Timon was dying when he saw her. Anyway Timon did his favourite characters on his hands.

Not very nice indeed. Oh read the papers yesterday? Chris Benoit went insane and killed his family! I know why. After many many years of living, he sat in the kitchen while having coffee and figured, "What the F*ck! What kind of a name do I have? BENOIT!"
So he decided to kill Mrs Benoit and 7 yo Benoit Junior, when he could have just went to change his name. Wrestlers I tell you. All the slams must have dropped his brain somewhere. I bet its somewhere near his thigh now because they look bigger than usual.

Well enjoy the song written by me! I have 15 days left till the ARMY calls.

| 7:49 PM |

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Capital V having small v's ???

Ever wondered about your future children? They say it has alot to do with genes and stuff but in some rare cases the kids didn't turn out to be like their parents. Just like Timon, being born fair and ended up a Mamak. Despite the small chances of kids not ending up like their parents I'm pretty sure my kid will be one noisy, irritating, outgoing, crazy smart ass. Not to mention good looking. If he's gonna be annoying I have a perfect example of a kid that my boy might end up like.

The ever-irritating brat. Muhaymin!

The Milo packet is bigger than his head.

Hello Amin!

If my kid is a girl then she'll probably end up noisy and irritating too. Probably Like someone I know but i refuse to mention if not my ears will get free enlargement despite it being already large enough. So my kid will probably look something like this.

Yep like that, lemon and all.

Had a great soccer session just now. Tiring though. Thanks to Ms Jasmin for the lovely chicken meal. So guys where shall we head to today?

| 2:22 PM |

Thursday, June 21, 2007

ƒθ® Μγ β®۞†ĥ3®§
To my little brothers from other mothers, here are small details about each of you wahaha.

Hafiz

Some CONS
Your dad used to blame me for your truancy in P6, you decided not to help me sell off some jap porno game to your cousin and we ended up quarrelling in sec 2, you stole my hotdog when it was the only thing I had in this house in sec 3, you armlocked me and squashed my arm till it was about to break and made me cry in P4, you tried to steal Azlin from me by giving her a necklace in P3 or p4,you made me run into a kid and made his mouth bleed like mad and got me branded a kid-basher in P6, you pointed to me when everyone else kept quiet about me making noises in class and got me punished by Mr Raja in P6. Just some of the things, dropped Cluedo cards into Vivo City's plank crevice on 17th June 2007!

Some PROS
Smart (at times), good listener, great Street Soccer Goalkeeper, funny, contributes Nintendo DS in times of boredom, fell into my R&B trap and now he listens to NeYo, always there when you need him,easy to make fun of( don't take it seriously eh haha),and my only accomplice in geeky stuff, gave me the best laugh in P5 when he did a shuttle run and as he picked up the beanbag he tripped over his leg and started spinning around slowly like a clumsy dinosaur for a full 3 seconds and fell on the rough tarmac and messed up his arms bad. Thanks Hafiz! From that point, you have completed my life. I can die peacefully now. A reliable strategist that is open to my suggestions. Overall I shall give them points, DOTA style!
Strength:2/10 (Timid!)
Agility:10/10 (That spin you did required unmatched agility!)
Intelligence:8/10(For coming up with excuses you get 10. Deducted 2 points for thinking you can steal my hotdog and make me think its not you.)

Timon

Some CONS
Oh firstly your name is in dark brown because kau MAMAK!Anyway, always interested in who I'm interested in (rene, kok, hanis etc), always challenging me for superiority, always saying he's better than me -_-" when I dun even wanna compete, never praises people, falls for girls too fast (giving new meaning to JET's "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?"), smokes too much and drinks Coke too much, punches walls because they can't fight back, loves MAT stuff, always trying to drag me to Subway and eat pork, PLUS YOU TOLD THE COPS WE STOLE THE BIKE!

Some PROS
Good listener, practical, understanding, listens to my advice, always there when needed, good source of food (either from leftovers since he doesn't finish his meals OR decides to treat me out of the blue), has a sister who sends pizza to my place, can share dark secrets with wahaha. DOTA points *drumroll*
Strength:7/10(can run and jump around like a mad lizard but can't get through most things on his own)
Agility:7/10(stiff on the dancefloor but quick to pull up his collar to protect his neck from Hafiz's breathing)
Intelligence:6/10(pretty smart but mentally unstable at times and considers suicide and changing of love interest as much as considering Subway for breakfast/lunch/tea time/dinner/supper/supper-de <-your language for EAT!

Din

Some CONS
Cracks REALLY lame jokes, can't be detected anywhere near eye-level(or chin...or neck...or chest...or you can put the plastic bag in another plastic bag!), always scolds people on the field(bising! such a small creature making huge noises), resorts to kicking plastic bags to make people laugh(bringing new definition to "how low can you go" oh wait I know! DIN LOW!), always studying and not free, forced me and Timon to sell porn to Banglas at the canal side in sec 3 to make some dirty desperate money.

Some PROS
Skilled soccer player that can pair up with me perfectly, really fun to go out with in group outings, very sporting, can make a huge comeback from a really disappointing joke that could have resulted in "I don't friend you" situations, invented techniques on how to cook eggs and stuff with the microwave (has alot of time in his hands...and eggs) DOTA points?
Strength:10/10(the courage it takes to live on in this world despite being small takes alot of heart and therefore you get full points)
Agility: 5/10(dances well, quick footed but you spread your legs too much at the chalet and showed me something that is still in my worst nightmares once in awhile)
Intelligence:5/10(loves to think about business and invented egg-microwaving but suggesting the idea of selling porn to Banglas? I don't think so!)

In the end all of them got 20 points and the remaining 10 points shamelessly lies in me and that makes me have 30 points WOO I'm the ULTIMATE DOTA HERO. V the Vagnificent!

| 9:42 AM |

Call V C®azy

Talked to Hunny about marriage just now. It wasn't the first time but as I sat there at the bench and looked around, I can't help but notice the ever-changing world. There are construction works everywhere nowadays, people are upgrading and soon blocks with lifts that stop every 5-6 floors will be a thing of the past. Speaking of the "thing of the past", the same will happen with my age too. I'm 20 now and soon I'm gonna be big 21. It's all going too fast for me. I just can't leave behind all the fun and move on to adulthood. It is really hard to let go of my youth, and I'm sure those reading this should feel the same too.

While talking about marriage just now I realised that it won't just be pretentious talk anymore. I'm almost into 3½ years with her and I realised that this should be it. I WILL get married to this girl. I'm really growing old faster than I thought. Now I start to appreciate youth more but it's abit too late.

Plus I'm crazy about her more than before so I guess there's no turning back now. This song is for you HUNNY.

I wonder what will happen to our friendship, the four of us. Even without much distractions and living so close to each other doesn't help with the fact that we're drifting apart. Seems like our dependancy on each other is waning. It's really sad. I miss all of us hanging out together like last time, not caring about anything. Just Din, Fiz, Timon and me against the world. I wonder where it went, the bond. I just don't feel complete anymore.

Really miss those times. I sincerely wish we could stay the same forever. I guess it's a dumb wish...
<- We didn't plan to wear black at all. Met Fiz under the block and saw him in black. Met Timon at J.E and he was wearing black. Then we were like, " Skali Din wear white ah, the we cast him aside wahaha". Coincidentally he wore black too when we met at Lucky Plaza. He came from work. I miss you guys man. Let's go Sentosa one last time before I get enlisted.

I just can't seem to sleep. Bothered by a thing or two in my head. Home seems nicer now. Dad isn't making much noise anymore. It's more tranquil than I could ever imagine. Dad I still love you no matter what. I hope you see it.

Last but not least I would like to urge to my fellow friends who are 20, abit older or younger. Appreciate your youth for you will leave this world sooner than you think. Plan ahead too. Don't do things simply because your parents tell you too. See the logic behind it and do it if you firmly believe in it. Get in touch with religion because if all else fails, your faith will never fail you. V would like to thank dear readers for visiting his blog and do tag him more frequently thank you very much. <- V displaying his knowledge of manners.

| 3:51 AM |

Saturday, June 16, 2007

V for Vadai!

I'm craving for vadai badly what the hell. I dreamt of some pasar malam giving away free vadai and I was eating like mad and suddenly the police came and took the vadai away. I was chasing the police car to reclaim my beloved vadai and I woke up screaming, "VADAI!!!!"

It's been a couple of years since I lost you Bright. I wonder where you went. You were a good friend, no, sister. You were always here for me when I was sad and you could always sense when I needed you and slept with me while I lay sobbing on my bed. I love you Bright, more than words could express and I hope you know I miss you. Though you were naughty at times, I can't forget you because I raised you since you were about 2-3 weeks old. You'll always be in my heart and I know you're going to heaven, so do wait for me there. V loves his Bright very much.

This song is for you Bright. Your name is in baby blue for your beautiful blue eyes.

I wonder what Farhan is doing in camp now and how's he's coping with life there. I wonder who will miss me when I go. Well V's always open for more martial arts and weapons training. In crime busting, the hero will always need to upgrade his skills, just like work.

Last but not least I just wanna say I love you Hunny! The picture below is Hunny not Bright. Bright doesnt like cages.

| 9:55 AM |

Friday, June 15, 2007

HLEB ME!

You Are 90% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

| 6:22 AM |

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Tribute to Farhan (not my younger brother, but my older one)
As the title suggests this post is a tribute to Farhan my friend from ITE Clementi. As you can see the text is set to largest and red in colour to fit the big man! I'm sure the text will be smaller when I do my next tribute.

This Friday June 15th marks his departure for National Service. For many of us guys it is scary to go to the army but for this man I believe it is even more difficult. He's a really big guy and he's definitely going to suffer because he doesn't even participate in sports (convincing him to stand at the goalpost to block it took a long time -_-") but he's going in, determined and ready to lose weight.

2 years back when I first joined ITE, I thought this dude really sucked in a sense that he took no notice of me and talked to Hidayaht instead. I was standing beside Hidayaht on the first day and he completely ignored my presence. It was the street soccer competition that kind of started us talking. The application needed 6 boys to participate and he surprisingly joined. We ended up winning the competition with him standing by the sidelines and watching. He got $8 voucher for standing. Isn't that wonderful? Being the "captain" (no one voted so what the hell), I decided to split our award equally amongst the participants despite having 2 people not even playing.

Initially he was only close to Hidayaht but as time passed and with the departure of 2 members of our posse, Fabian Teo and Shah, I ended up tailing them haha sorry guys if I was a bother. Eventually I got to know them better and I treated them like close friends. I thought life was going to suck once Shah left but having those 2 around sure made things a lot better. Farhan is silent towards other classmates and doesn't speak unnecessarily but with me and Yaht he can ramble on forever and he always had funny videos from metacafe to show us. He loves the $1 nasi lemak and that was what he ate most of the time though he always stayed away from the wanton because it caused a stomachache once haha.

He thought me cute words like "cemil-cemilan" which means finger-food haha that was funny. His humour is a bit weird, it's not like normal jokes but his delivery is highly potent and it can be funny as hell even when he doesn't really mean it. Oh and he will always be the first to catch my sarcastic jokes and he even spurt his grass jelly drink(was it grass jelly) on Fhasha's nasi ayam when I made a joke once and Fhasha was denied her lunch. During our free time at school, we would go to the self-access room and play online games like some motorcycle-ramp thing and shooting a cat as far as you can haha. Time really flies. It seems as though it was only yesterday when we were still doing these things.

The best part when I got to know him better was my attendance became way better and when I felt like running off he would always start preaching in his Pak haji voice and tell me to not run and pass the module and stuff haha so I stayed because of him. It's good to have friends like these, who encourage you to do your best.

I was also an outcast in the class, just like Fhasha but I'm glad both these guys eventually accepted me as a friend. Though I made rude jokes all the time at least they saw the funny side of it. If I've ever done anything wrong to you I would like to apologise. Went to his house to buka "break fast" and his mom cooked some great stuff and after I was done and bloated this guy still could eat like two more rounds. Oh and I went to his house once on the very last day before my project was due and I was supposed to do it on Microsoft Frontpage and when I reached there I found out he had no Frontpage! He gave me this trademark "Kau biar betol?Kencing manis!"

Ended up doing the project at school the next morning, a few hours before lunch. It wasn't a school day for us but he accompanied me and guided me through it and thank God I passed. Thanks bro.
The best time I've ever had with him was when I went fishing with him at Changi at this remote water-breaker. At that point I sat and started thinking to myself, I was so hated back in class and yet this guy genuinely asked me out to go fishing. I thought everyone in class totally hated me and my way of doing things, especially my talking, but Farhan actually asked me out to fish, knowing that sitting there requires a lot of chatting to kill time. It was the best fishing experience I ever had because I finally felt appreciated from someone in my class and knowing he bothered enough to sit and talk with me was really a defining part of my school life and after that day I went to school a happy person.Thank you very much bro, I really needed that. Plus I got to make him spill out some secrets haha but your secrets are safe with me don't worry. Oh and sorry for losing a few weights on that day and I HATE PUMPUN or however you spell those mutations.

He is also talented with the electric guitar! Highly talented. Rock on bro!
Best of all is he gives great advice and also listens to mine which I feel is really nice of him considering that he's one year older than me. I'm glad you got through that incident well and now you are ready for army I wish you well my brother. Do know that Hidayaht and me really appreciates you a lot as a friend and brother although we don't really show it. Thanks for making me stay in school and get through it and thanks for asking me out to go fishing. Thanks for all the treats you've treated me including the steamboat.

I know you are prepared for NS and I'm proud of you bro. Our prayers are with you and please don't forget us after NS. Thanks for everything, especially for being a friend. Take care and all the best to you. *V takes off his hat to Farhan*

| 4:40 AM |

Monday, June 11, 2007

Steamboat Day
Yesterday V had a class reunion. It was the last outing with the NS-bound guys.

We came abit late and V didn't end up going alone thanks to Kimbo Kumar and Hidayaht Pepasir mistaking Marina Square for Marina Bay haha.Met them at City Hall station and went on to Marina Bay and the only directions mentioned by the rest was to take bus 400 and look out for an area with alot of steamboat activity. So when on the bus i told the guys to look out for water areas for boats emitting smoke.

In the end we ended up at our destination and the arcade made me feel like I entered a portal back to the early 90's. The place was so 90's vibey and we ended up playing Daytona 2 and I won wahaha. I also played some ninja shooting game with Mr Pepasir Yaht and he got a higher score thanks to shooting like a mad man all over the screen and picking up hidden bonus points by accident haha. My accuracu rate was way higher though.

After that we started eating. Farhan was trying not to eat the meat there as the place only said No pork No lard but there were no halal signs. We looked abot the food area and saw a Halal cert from Brazil certifying that the meat was Halal there. So Farhan had about an hour long battle with his conscience before digging into the meat. It was funny how he tried to convince himself. He went around saying, " I think I can believe in the cert," and " the meat looks nice I think it's Halal," wahaha in the end he couldn't resist it. And just because it looks good doesn't mean it's Halal Farhan hahaha. PLUS HE ATE THIS HUGE ASS CLAMMY THING THAT LOOKED DISGUSTING. Oh not forgetting the chef minded Farhan who had good judgement of when food is cooked well enough to be eaten. Half of the things he said was cooked ended up back on the plate.

Took alot of photos! Tini pass it to us quick! Then we went to Citylink and met Fhasha who was with her boyfriend.Yaht was so sleepy he started making weird car sounds "vroooom" hahaha. Had a good short chat and we went home.

Oh I played one game of "Donkey" and it was fun wahaha. I feel like staying a kid forever. I hate growing up. 3 days till Han goes to Tekong. Gonna miss you big man.

| 8:49 PM |

Saturday, June 9, 2007

BLANK DAY
Today is a little bit empty. If I were to describe today (as of 5.32PM) it would be

Yes the space above. Firstly I would like to apologise to those I've disappointed by not hitting the stinking black dugong-ape hybrid and I would also like to apologise for the excessive usage of the F word haha. As of 5.34PM it is still the blank space above. Someone ask me out!

| 5:31 PM |

Friday, June 8, 2007

Stinking Rude Idiotic Bastard Bangla Day

Damn you, you god damned tapir cicada of a creature! V hates you therefore he is putting up gay colours for this post as a tribute to you.

V went out.

V met friends.

V met sister.

V on the way home.

Bus leaving V behind.

V dashed for bus, V thought V last person, bus crowded.

Suddenly behind V is bangla rodent.Bangla rodent ran and pulled V to support himself so he could board the bus before the doors closed.V was standing on second step of the steps and was pulled to first step.Bangla pushed V aside in fear of the door KIAPING him and V's dazzling shiny new shoes got KIAPED instead. V is a patient man,V kept quiet. Then he pushed V aside to stand on second step in order to prevent himself from being KIAPED by the door. V angry but kept quiet.

Bangla rodent raised his arm to support himself agains the ceiling of the door.

V smelt his armpit.V wanted to puke.Bangla rodent wanted to alight, pushed V aside. V lost his temper!!!

V TOOK HIS HEAD AND SMASHED IT AGAINST THE DOOR! Just kidding. V shouted at him and said, "FUCK YOU LA I SINCE JUST NOW YOU KEPT ON PUSHING.YOU BOARDED LAST AND YOU PUSHED ME ASIDE YOU THINK YOU BIG FUCK AH!"

Bangla rodent looked at me in disgust and said he was not a fucker. With that kind of face I believed him and I think he will never be for the rest of his life. Not to mention his stench. Bangla rodent turned to bus driver and the passengers and said, "I not fucker!",

Yes idiot we believe you. Then i said to him, "YOU FUCKING CB I WHACK YOUR FACE THEN YOU KNOW YOU FUCKER GO AND FUCK OFF!"

Then Bangla rodent committed the biggest crime of all.. He called V a FUCKER!

V RAISES HIS ARM AND PUNCHES THE RODENT but the driver was quick enough to pull V away and saved the rodent from V's one-inch-punch (inherited from my great great grandfather Bruce Lee). Rodent ran off the bus and while V was moving towards the seats he gave V a middle finger from outside the bus. V ran to the door in an attempt to scare him and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Rodent ran off!

V shall never take public transport again. WHERE IS MY RX8!

MESS WITH V AGAIN AND V WILL CALL HIS BODYGUARD, KIMBO!

| 3:59 AM |

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Hunny Day Yesterday

V took a few days off to tend to his injuries and after a few days of morphine-jabbing sessions to his leg, V pounces back onto his computer chair and starts typing again!

Damn you butchers who denied me the usage of my legs for the past 2 days. I shall find out where you order your meat from and free the cows there. Run to the forest my little black and white, saggy breasted beasts!

There goes your income! Or maybe I should just superglue your butcher boots so you cant take them off when you wear them.O$P$, owe leg pay leg!

Anyway yesterday I went out with Hunny. Accompanied her to get a new handphone. Sony Cybershot thingy. Nice nice. Then we went to eat at WaffleTown which wasn't that nice. Boo!

I was desperately trying to show off the beauty of RX8 to her but she wasn't impressed with the black one. Maybe because it's black and she couldn't see the contours properly. I had a great time yesterday with U Hunny! Psst psst.. I'm not riding in anything other than RX8 so we'll have to buy that one. It just compliments my mask and cape so well!

SHE LOVES MY JUJUBES BREATH!

That's all for now brinjals!

| 8:11 PM |

Monday, June 4, 2007

Gay Moments

Almost forgot! On saturday we went for Peiying's birthday at Cafe Del Mar and here are 2 photos set for the record books.

No Hafiz, you can't tell me to remove this from our scrap book BAAAHAHA.

| 7:51 PM |

SYNTHETIC LEG DAY!
For all hardcore fans of this blog I'm am sad to say your beloved me, V, has lost control of his left leg and partial control of his right.

V decided to participate in a soccer match against an OLD MEN's team which consisted of butchers, coffeeshop owners and Geylang whore-house workers.

What was initially thought of as a friendly game turned ugly as the 2 butcher defenders had a sudden urge to apply their butchering skills to their tackles and rendered my left leg useless. I guess they missed work pretty badly.

I was limping away but being the ever resilient V, I played on and supplied sublime Kaka passes to fellow teammates, out of which only Timon converted into a goal.

My sublime passes came to an abrupt end when Din misfired his tackle onto my right shin. I guess he forgot his lessons on the police definition of FRIENDLY-FIRE. We lost 8-2 and I didn't know where to hide my face. Ok fine I had my mask on.

Went home and got ready to go out with my family for what turned out to be a deafening experience at some wedding. The singers were horribly off key! Whoever hired them, I suggest you ask for you money back plus interest and expose them for working under Sanjaya.

Then I went to meet Hunny. Had a good time out with her but as soon as her beautiful aura left me when she got home, I felt dizzy and my legs felt like jelly and I crawled home... slowly. Forgot to bring along my teleportation device.

I shall be out of action for a few days so I shall make a call to 3-eyed Fishman as a substitute for my crime-busting job though I don't know exactly what else he can do besides flopping on dry land screaming "water!". I think what you REALLY need besides water is a 3-framed specs so you can stop bumping into things in the toilet like that day.

That's it for today fellow goats. I'll be injecting morphine into my legs now.

| 3:49 PM |

Saturday, June 2, 2007

THE PHANTOM OF THE VENDETTA!
As you sit and stare at my amazing blog, you see nothing much but a black screen with my face and the bald chick.
Plus my beautiful dagger which is for cutting prata into small pieces. Just for show but still beautiful.

Suddenly, you feel a presence from above... and BAAAAAAAAAAAA!
V leaps off the chandelier Phantom of the Opera style! Only fully masked and incredibly good looking in reality.

I have caught you offguard and the transmission radiation waves aren't helping with your resistance!
You are forced to read!

Read on my little bubble-yums.

Went out with Timon and his friend (what was his name again) and we looked around for his sandals in New Urban Male (yes the super gay shop)

Went to like 4 of their outlets and he finally decided on one white pair. Went to play pool after that and I won the most Muahaha not your night Timon.

Later will be Peiying's birthday and it has been confirmed it's at Cafe Del Mar.
What do I wear? I heard masks and black cloaks aren't allowed there (or anywhere else for that matter as long as it isn't halloween). Cruel, this life.

Plus did I mention I'm Japanese-Spanish? Ah I believe I don't need to because you can see it in my face! Anyway my Malay friends get discounts for education expenditures from Mendaki and I never got any. Poor me! Don't they have something that benefits handsome Japanese-Spanish people like me? Such prejudice is unacceptable! Boo!

Anyway I'm waiting for Din to finish his "work" whatever it is so that me and Fiz can go with him to eat prata! Hungry!

That's all for now my little biscuits. Now where's the rope to climb back up to the chandelier...

| 2:03 AM |

Friday, June 1, 2007

YOU CAN CALL ME JAPANESE-SPANISH V!
AHA! My very first opportunity at brainwashing the citizens of StinkAPore muhuhuhaha!

Let me introduce myself.

My name is V!

The moment you clicked on this link you have exposed youself to my brainwashing transmission radiation and you shall be hooked! I laugh hard with a muahaha and suck my little finger!

Today Timon is asking me out to look for his sandals and I'm lazy but since he is his sister's younger brother I shall go haha kidding.

Oh and let me say on my very first post that I love Hunny! Hello! It's me! Nono I dunno the bald girl in the poster! The director made me do it!

That's all for now because I need to get ready to go out, mask and all.

Till we meet again, the propaganda shall be on hold. *Poof! V disappears after throwing a smoke grenade ninja-style! Cough cough*

| 3:56 PM |